aquaman you dumbfuck
how to bargain with your parents
u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin
It’s still learning.
Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.
- me: *plans story in head*
- me: *knows every single plot twist to happen*
- me: *plans update schedule and chapter lengths*
- me: *knows what the five sequels will be about*
- me: *writes down first sentence*
- me: shit I give up
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically
This cat knows how to relax
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog